A scene from the day of the very first Jethro Tull jam session. Rehearsal studio, early-1960s, England.
Guitarist Mick Abrahams: Nice, everyone's here. Hi Ian.
Vocalist Ian Anderson: Hey man. Can't wait to jam.
Mick: Me too. Hey, what's in the little case? Sunglasses?
Ian: No, man, it's my flute.
Mick: Flute?
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Stick-figure drawing. Guy hittin' another guy over the head with a refrigerator.
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The safest way to travel is not flying, like everyone says. The safest way to travel is very slowly crawling across broadloom carpet.
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On August 3...Four-Star Films presents...in association with Cinema7 Productions...
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An interesting game for adults is a take-off of the popular children's game "Hide And Go Seek".
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Oprah Winfrey has a new heavy metal band. She is the lead singer.
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I sometimes wish that McDonald's would cater to other groups.
Marijuana smokers could enjoy the
while beer drinkers could drive-thru and get a
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NASA reports that while they haven't discovered "life" on Mars, they have, in fact, discovered a restaurant there. So that's a start.
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This past Halloween I received, as a gift, a small, green Frankenstein candy holder.
I call him:
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While Ludwig van Beethoven had no children, I often imagine a lazy son of his just hanging around Hamburg, living off of his father's name, and chasing German skirt... Leroy Beethoven.
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The Von Blarp Family:
Deli Owner Joey Von Blarp
Construction Worker Susie Von Blarp
Street Hooker Margaret Von Blarp Jr.
Baseball Umpire Guiseppe Von Blarp III
Sir Bart Von Blarp
Family Pet "Fuzzy" Von Blarp
Trouble Maker Nicky Von Blarp
Timmy "The Jerkoff" Von Blarp
Alcoholic and Coke Freak Rosemary Von Blarp
Sex Offender Sven Von Blarp
"Herpes Mike" Von Blarp
Carolyn "With The Limp" Von Blarp
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Attila The Hun's lesser-known, less-notorius, not-as-terrifying younger brother:
And, Attila The Hun's real name:
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Failed Game Shows
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Forget Rome...Shit, Billings, Montana wasn't built in a day.
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There's this show, Law & Order: SUV. Have you heard of it?
I don't get it. Law & Order: Sports Utility Vehicle?
